Snookin for Love… Really?
Rumors are swirling that their will be a Snookie show where she is searching for her perfect guido juice head with J Wow (Jenni) as her side kick helper… really? Are their enough juiceheads out there for Snookie to handle?? What’s next the Ronnie and Sammie couples therapy show? Pauly D lookin for America’s hottest DJ? Vinny and his search for the girl who makes mama’s marinara? the show possibilities are endless lol!
The Sitauation in a Situation on DWTS
So who stalked off as the judges rated him on his lowest scoring performance ever? Michael Sorrentino, that’s who. The Sitch seemed to take it all a bit to personal saying, ” I even changed my hair cut for this.” America doesn’t like winers so suck it up and smile…. throwing tantrums will not help you survive to the next round!
Bush and Tush together again?
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Ok third time is not the charm people! Rumors are flying that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are trying to reconnect… Kim don’t do it!!!! You deserve a man who can deal with your celebrity and actually wants to marry you!!! Reggie Bush is a great catch no doubt, but what has changed about him to make it work this time? Remember Beyonce… if he liked it then he should have put a ring on it!!!!!! And not one from the Super Bowl!
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman called it quits…
Yet another celebrity couple is kicking in the bucket, but we must say… not very suprised.. when a 10 marries a 1 how long did we think that was going to last? He is not much in the way of looks and with her last two albums tanking Christina had to make some drastic moves. Supposedly the couple has not filed for divorce yet, but let me just put it out there and say… even when you are trying to ride a bike, you are on the bike! Separation is a celebrities way of saying they are trying to divide assets amicably before divorcing. Good luck to the Bratman Aguilera clan and lets hope they can keep it civil since their is a child involved!
Split City Celebrity Couples dropping like flies
Courtney Cox and David Arquette have called in quits after 11 years of marraige and a daughter. The couple have no plans to divorce yet, but lets face it David.. was going on Howard Stern to dicuss the state of your marraige the wisest way to try and get your wife back? You said that Courtney was tired of mothering you… here is a quick tip… it is not very mature to discuss your marraige or sex with another woman on the radio with Howard Stern!! Good luck getting her back!
Angelina the Trash Bag
photo credit: Gage SkidmoreSweetie your 5 minutes of fame on the Jersey Shore are up… why would you leave the show again this season… that was a very silly move! You missed your only chance of geting on season 3 and lets be real no one wants to see you on your own show or singing on an album so stop your friends from tweeting how much they like you and stop lying.. stay in Staten Island and find someone who may marry after seeing you open your legs to everyone on tv… the only career you have left is the real housewives of staten island…. if they ever sink that low
The Vampire Diaries Smart Funny and Sexy
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If you are not watching this show you are missing out on the fun! Whether you like the brooding smoldering hot Stefan or the dangerously dark Damon this show keeps you on the edge of your seat. Elena, Katherine, Bonnie all seem to mesmerize you to the television, and with quick plot changes and story explanations the show keeps you wanting more. All you Twi Hard fans waiting for your next glimpse of Bella and Edward in Eclipse can calm your anxiety by tuning in to The Vampire Diaries on the CW!
Lindsay Lohan 5th time is a charm
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I know people like to trash her, but I feel so terrible for this former teen queen. Without stability its hard to stand. Lets hope that Lindsay can turn her life around because career aside addiction only leads to loss and death. I sincerely hope that we can lay off this poor child, who yes may be old enough to be an adult physically but still is immature mentally, and allow her to get the help she really needs!
Jessica Simpson… does anyone care?
photo credit: cliff1066™When the only stories people start writing about you are that you got sea sick and stopped being friends with your GaY BFF Ken Paves one must wonder if your career is over… Girlfriend, make a record soon… fame is fleeting and your 5 minutes seems to have gone by!
KARDASHIAN MADDNESS
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So I love my Kardashian Clan, but when Khloe seems like the most stable Kardashian, we have a problem. Kris seems crazy taking on another group when she often seems like an absentee parent, I mean where were you when one daughter made a sex tape, one is in a mentally abusive relationship, and the other was busted for DUI’s? You speak about Scott Disick not being motivated to work, but what does your own son Rob do for a living besides lay on Khloe’s couch and play WII with Lamar Odem. Can you blame Bruce for being over protective with the two remaining girls? The track record isn’t so great with this family? Not that he has done much better with his son Brody Jenner whose only career now that The Hills is over seems to be being drunk and following Avril Lavigne around town. I could go on asking why can’t Kim find a functional relationship, or why is Kourtney obsessive about getting pregnant, but I don’t feel like writing all day. Kardashians take stock of your life and follow the example that Khloe has set… turn your lives around and settle down!
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